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    1. Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 3 Jan 2020
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      Party guest: So tell me about yourself. Introvert: ..................... I like reading. Guest: ... Anything else? Introvert: I’m sorry, were you expecting more? Guest: Well yeah. Introvert: That’s immensely unfortunate for both of us. Where’s the nearest fire escape?

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      Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 3 Jan 2020
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      This is a joke because a true introvert would have drawn their standard issue self-immolation kit the moment the other guest indicated a desire for more discussion.

      7:06 PM - 3 Jan 2020
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        2. E. Darwin Hartshorn‏ @logosimian 3 Jan 2020
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          I have become very comfortable with telling people "I like you. I enjoy spending time with you. Now go away and leave me alone for a few months."

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        3. Florida Pro Life Insurrectionist‏ @jjgiorgis 3 Jan 2020
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          Not a problem. Thanks!

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        2. Futurist Dog, Enlightened Centrist‏ @FuturistDog 3 Jan 2020
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          The real joke was a true introvert being at a party.

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        3. Just Ginger‏ @OpheliaMaddsen 4 Jan 2020
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          Bingo.

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        1. hoosiertoo‏ @hoosiertoo 3 Jan 2020
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          Looks around to see who he's talking to. Drinks. *Dammit* Grunts semi-coherent response & deflects follow up question. *Stares at interloper until he becomes uncomfortable* Interloper makes to leave. Mumbles politely, "Nice meeting you. Great party" *Not* Blessed solitude.

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        1. Matt Hirschler‏ @HirschlerMatt 3 Jan 2020
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          Introvert watching someone approach:pic.twitter.com/S6DykcuFAR

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        1. Christopher Lansdown‏ @ctlansdown 4 Jan 2020
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          That's an insecure introvert. Conversation is a skill, and a confident introvert can be good at it - it's just freaking exhausting. But it makes no sense to run out a fire escape (or to self immolate) to avoid exhaustion.

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        1. Galev‏ @galev_ph 4 Jan 2020
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          Well a true introvert learns to survive and instead of dying on the outside, simly dies a bit on the inside.

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