Party guest: So tell me about yourself. Introvert: ..................... I like reading. Guest: ... Anything else? Introvert: I’m sorry, were you expecting more? Guest: Well yeah. Introvert: That’s immensely unfortunate for both of us. Where’s the nearest fire escape?
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I have become very comfortable with telling people "I like you. I enjoy spending time with you. Now go away and leave me alone for a few months."
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Not a problem. Thanks!
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The real joke was a true introvert being at a party.
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Bingo.
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Looks around to see who he's talking to. Drinks. *Dammit* Grunts semi-coherent response & deflects follow up question. *Stares at interloper until he becomes uncomfortable* Interloper makes to leave. Mumbles politely, "Nice meeting you. Great party" *Not* Blessed solitude.
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That's an insecure introvert. Conversation is a skill, and a confident introvert can be good at it - it's just freaking exhausting. But it makes no sense to run out a fire escape (or to self immolate) to avoid exhaustion.
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Well a true introvert learns to survive and instead of dying on the outside, simly dies a bit on the inside.
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