Why on earth is Papa Murphys emailing me about keto-friendly pizza options when I’d gladly buy two of their normal stuffed pizzas, wrap them around a row of full-size burritos, and bake the resulting monstrosity into a giant carbohydrate log?
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Have you ever heard The Mountain Goats song "No Children"?
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