Better check he’s not hiding any chewing tobacco
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At least you left him the handgun
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Cruel and unusual punishment is unconstitutional.
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How's he going to cut butterflies now?
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I can't believe you, man. Since you left him his credit card and car, he'll just go buy another knife! Kids these days don't respect their parents like we did in our day. They'll do anything they can to get around the rules.
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