Wife: [looking out window] the neighbor kid got a bow and arrow for Christmas. Me: I know. Wife: [still looking out window] uh he’s shooting arrows into our front yard. Me: I know. Wife: aren’t you going to do something? Me: [buying medieval catapult kit] I am.
Replying to @galev_ph @NewDadNotes
It speaks to me.
5:13 PM - 26 Dec 2019
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