If you’re toddler is not: 1. Taking shots of black coffee 2. Doing pull-ups in a cold shower 3. Making six figures online 4. In full blown ketosis 24/7 5. Dominating at kindergarten... You have failed as a father.
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Ikr, he didn’t even mention carnivore, IF, pulling 500lb deadlifts for reps, smoking cigars with all the old world lords, chess master and world-class cook. Tsk tsk tsk
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The black coffee should be spiked with bourbon.
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Yes, but these are just the bae minimums to not be an absolute failure. Obviously, much more is required to be considered as any sort of success.
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