I heard some folks want to learn to write like me. As you wish. Guide releases tomorrow night.pic.twitter.com/XosXcIeok9
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You successfully shortcircuited my brain which is now stuck between trying to say something snarky to the joke and feeling warm and fuzzy bc you consider me a loved one.
Nice one, you bastard, you know me too well. 
Good. Good. Stay trapped within my web.
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