My wife @MrsBrometheus has zero patience for hesitation. She’s like a motivational coach on steroids.
Movie supervillain: “I’m... I’m not sure I should do this.”
My wife: “I knew you were weak.” [Caps him, slams the murder button, takes a bite of her ahi tuna wrap]
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @MrsBrometheus
Sounds like the antagonist of the next Burrito Avenger novel. She eats wraps instead of burritos. They're already natural enemies.
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I’m a fan of this idea too...
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Same.
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