My wife @MrsBrometheus has zero patience for hesitation. She’s like a motivational coach on steroids.
Movie supervillain: “I’m... I’m not sure I should do this.”
My wife: “I knew you were weak.” [Caps him, slams the murder button, takes a bite of her ahi tuna wrap]
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There’s a reason I thank my wife in the acknowledgements of every book I publish.
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Behind every accomplished man is a woman with a cast iron frying pan.
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