Y’all think I’m a motivational guy, you need five minutes with @MrsBrometheus. She’ll straighten you out with her BARE HANDS, or die trying.
Call it the Extreme Motivation Method. It involves guns and hot irons.
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The moral here, young men, is don’t marry weak women unless you want to accomplish exactly nothing. Marry a wife who’s loving but will also kick your butt up and down the street if you aren’t moving fast enough.
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There’s a reason I thank my wife in the acknowledgements of every book I publish.
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That's fantastic.
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It’s all true. All of it.

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My dad taught me this early in life. "Look before you cross; if you take a foot off the curb make sure you get to the other side." Hesitation will make you dead.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sounds like the antagonist of the next Burrito Avenger novel. She eats wraps instead of burritos. They're already natural enemies.
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I’m a fan of this idea too...
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