A wife dies. 3 nights later, her ghost appears at the foot of her husband’s bed. Husband: “Wh-what do you want?” Wife: “Idk, what do you want?” Husband: “You appeared to me, so what do you want?” Wife: “It really doesn’t matter to me babe, whatever you want.”
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My favorite version of this joke is the woman on death row being asked what she wants for her last meal.
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It’s the truth.
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