A wife dies. 3 nights later, her ghost appears at the foot of her husband’s bed. Husband: “Wh-what do you want?” Wife: “Idk, what do you want?” Husband: “You appeared to me, so what do you want?” Wife: “It really doesn’t matter to me babe, whatever you want.”
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I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of husbands’ sphincters just tightened...
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I know that pain.
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