This is blowing up, so I guess just remember to spay and neuter your pets and weird relatives, and check out my heavy metal Christian pulp fiction:https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07WZ3W489
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Hahahaha. Oh this is just too familiar
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“Are you... um... upset?” “No; I’m not upset.”
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When you can actually hear the semicolon spoken...
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You can make a book of jokes just like this and it’ll be a best seller
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This isn’t a joke, it’s the newest horror film.
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Welcome to my life tonight. Were kids involved? The trifecta here. Sigh.
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Oh. And the unofficial foster child and mother in law popped into the mix.
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