I’ve got a naturally brooding face, even when I’m happy. When my wife asks why I look mad and doesn’t believe that I’m not, I tell her I’m thinking about the stingray who killed Steve Irwin. She cries and forgets what she even asked me.
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The pain will never fade
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They killed something like six people in the past hundred years, and one of them had to be him.
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