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    Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 7 Dec 2019
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    My toddler son was just praying the meal prayer and ended with something that sounded less like “We ask this through Christ our Lord, amen,” and more like “And dogfood crossword AMEN.” Then he glared at me when I didn’t say amen fast enough.

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      1. Just Ginger‏ @OpheliaMaddsen 7 Dec 2019
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        🤣❤

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      1. Surfing the Kali Yuga‏ @pain_pride 7 Dec 2019
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        The Wisdom of Lilmetheus verse 47, chapter 1.

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      2. Homestead Padre (@homesteadpadre on gab)‏ @hmestedpadre 7 Dec 2019
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        My kid never went through a "terrible two" phase thank goodness. Shes always been well mannered and behaved.

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      1. Mrs.MisfitTech‏ @Mrs_MisfitTech 7 Dec 2019
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        My daughter will repeatedly and slightly louder each time say, "Amen!?!" if one of us forgets to say it. The best is when she says amen and the hamburger is already in her mouth.

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      1. Jeff Putnam | Founder of Rugged Legacy‏ @Rugged_Legacy 7 Dec 2019
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        Get your act together.

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      1. Homestead Padre (@homesteadpadre on gab)‏ @hmestedpadre 7 Dec 2019
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        My daughter cries and gets mad if someone takes a bite of food before shes able to pray. I havent had to get on to the boys in months. Little sister does it for me. I laugh every time.

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      2.  ⚔️ David J. West  ⚔️‏ @David_JWest 7 Dec 2019
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        Been there

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        Done that

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