Meeting people is always a battle for me between wrangling my puckish nature around a new person who doesn’t understand me yet and knowing I can never truly contain it. Server: “What can I get you to drink?” New friend: “Water.” Me: “Do you have heroin, but like, in a glass?”
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You’d better watch the news later.
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