20 years ago I was snorkeling in the ocean. Distracted by tons of pretty fish. Went out too far.
Suddenly I came face-to-face with a barracuda.
Situations like this happen every day in the urban jungle.
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I ask myself, why isn’t it attacking? It isn’t sure it wants me. It could get the raw end of the deal when we tangle. I need to look MEAN. I spread my arms and legs wide to expand my size and didn’t turn my back. I slowly paddled backward like a sea turtle. Full eye contact.
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That black fish hovered there, preternaturally still against the waves, until I backed all the way into a narrow cove and reached shore. We kept full eye contact the entire time. One wrong move and I could have bled out in the ocean. But I knew the rules and played the game.
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This is what you need to learn about the urban jungle. What do predators want? How do you stay safe? What do you do when things get tense?
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Stay safe, folks. The world isn’t getting any friendlier. Protect your family.
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