I never imagined I’d reach a point where I genuinely did not care when another human’s urine splashed on me. Then I had toddlers. Welcome to the endless battlefield.pic.twitter.com/Gtc3MVCYOv
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Middle son played out the last line of No More Monkeys Jumping On The Bed. "Yep, that's a lot of blood."
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