If you’re a father, 3 impactful things you can do today are: -Give your kids a firm hug and a kiss -Ask about their day and ask follow-up questions to show interest and learn about them -Teach them a hard bit of wisdom you’ve learned in your life Doing all 3 takes 10 minutes.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Allowing for some wiggle room in the scheduling of said ten minutes would likely be appreciated, too.
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Replying to @LeslitGS
No, set an actual timer. Tap it aggressively as the child stutters.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Time to bring back the pocket watch, so you can pop it open and alternate your glare between it and the child's face.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @LeslitGS
One in each hand so I don’t even have to look at the wretch
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Or one for each child so they can stammer in sync.
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Replying to @LeslitGS
“Three more minutes, urchins. After this it’s the ACID MINES.”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Wow, not even salt mines. Harsh. At least with salt they could bring some home to grit the walk.
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Replying to @LeslitGS
Acid builds character and exfoliates.
6:56 AM - 4 Nov 2019
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