Of course last week he grabbed a stick and, with a roaring battlecry, drove it into his teddy bear’s spine. I better not get too cozy.
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DAMNIT ADAM MY OVARIES



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Dropping eggs like a hen over there, aren’t ya
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There is nothing better than being Dad.
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So stinking wholesome.
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I always answer that one with “I loved you FIRST”

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Coupled with an intimidating squeeze.
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Nothing better!
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