I’m just tryina have a good man’s babies & stay home to raise them. Let me build you a legacy baby, these kids gonna be WARRIORS.
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I named my guinea pig Theo afte Roosevelt

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... I give up on you both. Fine, marry the tattooed barbarian. Don’t come crying to me when your nine kids conquer both American continents and can’t agree on what to rename Panama.
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Don’t look at me like that. It’s true. The closest you ever came was when you punched a guy and his blood splattered across your eye and someone yelled, “It’s Ziggy Stardust!”
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