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Father. Husband. Catholic. #1 Amazon Bestseller. I write the best heavy metal fiction on the planet. FREE BOOK & FREE COURSE on my list http://eepurl.com/dur-jb 

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    Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 23 Oct 2019
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    My wife @MrsBrometheus: “Um, just so you know, our son might believe that if he lies a large sweaty Italian man may come take him away.” Me: “WHAT” Wife: “I told him, ‘Like Pinocchio’. But he thought I meant when Stromboli put him in a cage.”

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      2. J.C. Chambers III‏ @JCChambersIII 23 Oct 2019
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        Heavens. Literal nightmare fuel. That entire film.

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        The book is darker at times. At one point the Fox and Cat try to rob Pinocchio on the road, but he puts the coins in his mouth. So they hang him from a tree and wait for the coins to fall out of his mouth. And near the end he learns Lampwick had been worked to death as a donkey.

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      1. WB‏ @nouseriously 23 Oct 2019
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        If you need a guy, I got a guy....

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        Perfect set up for a Catholic joke. IF I didnt like you guys.

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      2. MrsBrometheus‏ @MrsBrometheus 24 Oct 2019
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        The old Disney movie book is what we were talking about. It came out the year before the film. My moms mother saved all these old Disney books we read. In the book Lampwick steals Pinocchio’s candy, the fox and cat steal his groceries, and The town folks turn against him because

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      3. MrsBrometheus‏ @MrsBrometheus 24 Oct 2019
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        Of his string of lies. Stromboli was at the very end of the book.

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        Just another day in the Bowser household

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