Bacon solves everything.
But shouldn’t we feel sorry for her having to be subservient to you? 
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Yes. Marriage is basically like slavery in the acid mines.

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God I wish that... were...
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Hard to go wrong with bacon as an encouragement!
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When my husband came back from an interview I had a Costco Pumpkin pie for him.
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A good choice Star!
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whiskey, bacon and eggs, is the original breakfast of champions.
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