Steps for women looking to get engaged: 1) Wear a nice sundress 2) Smile a lot 3) Carry a plate of bacon 4) When people mention the bacon say, “Yes, I made it.” Men will instantly rate you far above the vast majority of modern women. This ain’t rocket science. It’s that simple.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Do you stand on a street corner? Walk around a park? Sit in a dark alley? C'mon guys....where are we supposed to meet you with the bacon???
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Replying to @Inappropemle @TheBrometheus
Anywhere. We will never turn down bacon
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Replying to @AndersHaukoos @Inappropemle
This is true.
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