Adam Lane Smith Retweeted Adam Lane Smith
Probably the topic of @ZubyMusic’s next album.
https://twitter.com/TheBrometheus/status/1182726903905443840 …
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Adam Lane Smith @TheBrometheus
Steps for women looking to get engaged:
1) Wear a nice sundress
2) Smile a lot
3) Carry a plate of bacon
4) When people mention the bacon say, “Yes, I made it.”
Men will instantly rate you far above the vast majority of modern women. This ain’t rocket science. It’s that simple.
11:53 AM - 11 Oct 2019
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