Everyone try to look surprised next week when Silicon Valley engineers discover banging rocks together creates sparks, and that putting sparks into dry grass can create a weird orange glowing thing that eats branches and hurts when you touch it.https://twitter.com/DigitalTrends/status/1177666718136782848 …
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Looking forward to their invention of sandals next spring.
5:31 AM - 2 Oct 2019
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