I can’t even begin to express how deeply unsettling it is to hear a Minnesotan actually say, “Duck, Duck, Gray Duck.”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @SteelJanz
Minnesota is secretly a colony of British Canada. Nobody suspects because the colonists are Norwegians instead of Brits. The secret colony of French Canada is Vermont, but everyone already knew that.
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French Canada has teeth in louisiana but I think people knew that.
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Replying to @SteelJanz @logosimian
We’d know if we could understand their accent.
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No, no. Have you ever heard a true bayou dweller speak English? It’s the weirdest sound. One of the very few accents I cannot understand. I met an entire family and could barely understand a word.
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They became our family’s friends. At least, we THINK they were. None of us could understand anyone except their oldest daughter, who was friends with my sister. They’d speak and we’d just hear, “admmbrmbrnmbdb heh heh,” a lengthy mumble with a laugh. Every time.
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Toward the end of the relationship before they moved away, their oldest daughter told us my family sounds like British people, extremely proper. We grew up in the ghetto in California.
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I had never actually heard him speak until a Zoom a month ago and honestly forgot he’d have an accent. Then I heard it and reflexively threw tea in a harbor.
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