So I think the first thing you need to do is go to a mirror, look yourself in the eye and ask yourself why there are no goats in this story
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There should be.
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There is a novel waiting to be born in that (deleted) line.
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Sometimes I’ll ask my phone to make a note. It will misunderstand me, and I’ll think “I’ll know what that means.” I never know what it means. “Activate Jimmy Carter.” What?
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Is there milk?
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Not yet.
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Are you practicing to write scammer emails, because that is spot on.
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... I am now!
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