My son Rampage is in the top 1% height of all 3yo American boys. For breakfast he just ate 2 and a half pancakes, 4 pieces of bacon, 2 granola bars, a pickle, drank 1 and a half adult bottles of water, and 2 cups of milk. I need a fourth job to pay for the coming grocery bills.
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Damn. There I thought my mum cleaned middle class family houses and my dad mowed lawns, but they could have been Mr and Mrs Smith. Makes me rethink my entire childhood


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It’s really the only explanation that makes sense when you consider the grocery bills.
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