My son Rampage is in the top 1% height of all 3yo American boys. For breakfast he just ate 2 and a half pancakes, 4 pieces of bacon, 2 granola bars, a pickle, drank 1 and a half adult bottles of water, and 2 cups of milk. I need a fourth job to pay for the coming grocery bills.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Yes! One Percenters of the future unite. My son’s appetite coupled with the fact wife’s Uncles all way taller than me got me thinking “crap. Im only 6’2”! “ Last year he begged for 5lb dumbbells. (He is almost 5) I bought em...but my first thought was: THE ARMS RACE HAS BEGUN.
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Replying to @doublebarreldad
Dumbbells. Arms race. 
7:55 AM - 27 Sep 2019
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