I saw a tweet that said plants are basically harvesting animals (including us) for food and I just can’t shake it. They keep us alive with oxygen, manipulate us into propagating them, and then eat us when we die and decompose. In the circle of life, plants are the apex predator.
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Replying to @itsmedevclev @holyfirewater
This is why Dev is on the front lines battling them.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @holyfirewater
You mean "The Executioner"
@PhilLaconic knows all about this first hand.pic.twitter.com/NQKUDdYS3U2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes -
She’s battling the demon plant lord’s lieutenants hoping to one day fight against the evil plant lord himself, the Lucifer of Crucifers.
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You better start on this novel. I’ll have the graphics ready for you
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“Since the beginning a war has been waged in the shadows. The Druids sought to appease the demons of the forests, but when Christians put them to the sword, the plants’ hunger went unsated. One woman, the last in a long line of Plant Slayers, stands alone between Man and Leaf.”
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“When kale-beasts harvest another orphanage, she must choose between her vows and her lust for sap-soaked revenge. This summer, one woman will chop salad with a variety of hedge shears and napalm. They planted the seeds of their own demise. She’ll tear them out by the root.”
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You’re gonna make this an actual trailer, aren’t you
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @holyfirewater

Being going through epic music all day at work too. lol1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes -
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