Steps for women looking to get engaged: 1) Wear a nice sundress; 2) Smile a lot; 3) Carry a plate of bacon; 4) When people mention the bacon, say, "Yes, I made it." Men will instantly rate you far above the vast majority of modern women. This ain’t rocket science. (TheBrometheus)
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I have to admit that I was a little surprised that she knows of you, at least of this tweet. It is 100% accurate though.
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She seems pretty awesome, so I’m glad.
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