Can't write because of my stupid shoulder. Probably shouldn't be tweeting eitherhttps://twitter.com/jjgiorgis/status/1170850182134677505 …
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Replying to @robkroese
Dictation. To a hot redhead stenographer with a compulsion to make burgers.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @robkroese
Look Bro.... he's had enough hassle today about sci fi and fantasy. Don't agitate the man. He's in recovery. Although if you know any (unmarried?) redheads you could introduce him too I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @robkroese
Don't use the brunettes for bait, OK?
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Chocolate covered bacon for the traps as we redheads have crazy food obsessionspic.twitter.com/9ewams32S8
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The bait for redheads is a cassette tape of someone saying “You could be wrong about something” on repeat.
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Use loudspeakers to draw them in from afar and then put the chocolate bacon in the trap with a sign that says “$10 says you can’t grab this”.
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