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    1. Beige Shiba ♔‏ @BeigeShiba 8 Sep 2019
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      Welp, the fan forcing mechanism on the oven just died. Hopefully the heating element will still keep running (it normally refuses to actually be an oven unless the fan is turned on)

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    2. Beige Shiba ♔‏ @BeigeShiba 8 Sep 2019
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      Will just have to see if it'll actually cook the damn lasagne and, failing that, how effective my 3 in 1 microwave oven is at doing the conventional oven bit. (I honestly just bought it because I liked the way the door on it worked)

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    3. Beige Shiba ♔‏ @BeigeShiba 8 Sep 2019
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      OK I started to smell the "Magic Smoke" smell and I don't want my fucking house to burn down due to entirely preventable negligence. So I stopped being a lazy fuck, switched off the oven and put the Microwave/backup oven into convection mode.

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    4. Beige Shiba ♔‏ @BeigeShiba 8 Sep 2019
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      Knowing my luck, it will probably turn out to be better at being an oven, than my former oven was.

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    5. Beige Shiba ♔‏ @BeigeShiba 8 Sep 2019
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      For the record, yes the 3 in 1 microwave oven, which I bought several years ago simply because I liked the door, has turned out to be better at being a conventional oven, than the oven my house came with.pic.twitter.com/54qdUwkoEW

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    6. Beige Shiba ♔‏ @BeigeShiba 8 Sep 2019
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      I'm still going to call in and get the landlord to fix the damn oven. Because if you're going to rent a house which contains an oven that appears to have been made back when Duran Duran were still making hit records, then you're going to pay to fix your shit.

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    7. Beige Shiba ♔‏ @BeigeShiba 8 Sep 2019
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      "What's the deal with this door, anyway?" Well, it has a handle that you pull on. It's very ergonomic. And it makes a very satisfying "Thunk" sound when you close it. I care about things like that.

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    8. Beige Shiba ♔‏ @BeigeShiba 8 Sep 2019
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      Whereas most microwaves have some cheap, shitty mechanism where you push a button to open the door and some accountant dickhead saves 2 cents a unit on a cheaper spring somewhere in the mechanism and that's always the first thing that breaks, leaving the microwave useless.

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    9. Beige Shiba ♔‏ @BeigeShiba 8 Sep 2019
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      And I'm like "Can we please refrain from fucking around and just have a handle on the damn door?" And microwave manufacturers are like "That's a premium feature, costs an extra $100"

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      Adam Lane Smith‏ @TheBrometheus 8 Sep 2019
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      “Premium clasping device.”

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        1. Beige Shiba ♔‏ @BeigeShiba 8 Sep 2019
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          More like "Premium not fucking with shit that's known to work properly"

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