Checklist for energetic toddlers seeking constant escape at mass: 1.) Leash 2.) Toys/dolls 3.) Cheerios (plain) 4.) Crayons 5.) Coloring books (natch & note the plural) 6.) Religious Story books (its mass!) 7.) Pacifier 8.) Bottle (milk, juice, you make the call) 9.) diapers
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@MrsBrometheus have we tried every item on this list? - Show replies
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This is what I Invision. Rampage jumping pews while dad chases behind.pic.twitter.com/yqkKNC97Bh
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I’ve had small children pelt full tilt down the aisle towards the tabernacle with me running after trying to scoop them up before they got there.
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@FrAndrewStrobl, get a mosh pit going
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