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Got a ton of new followers. You need to know that I’m obsessed with my kids, I post constantly about burritos and burgers, and I’m launching a heavy metal Christian pulp fiction franchise with multiple story lines.pic.twitter.com/1P0xJm1wqc
I am not fully packed and moved yet, but I just had a burrito and my energy levels are renewed.
Hungry now. Please stop. Do you know how hard it is to get burritos in rural northern (old) England at 1 am on a Monday morning?
Steak, rubbed with seasoned salt, marinate in orange juice for 1 hour, fry in a pan. Carne asada.
The marinated in orange juice? I know that makes broccoli edible, but steak? I I will try this and report back. #mindblown
My buddy’s mom taught me, she’s hardcore Mexican and it’s how she does it.
OK. I shall give it a try. I love bringing the Revolution home...#England #steak and #Mexican (we do the latter - at least our version of it - once a week).
I dice the steak before I fry it to well done. Then I look up a recipe for Spanish rice, it’s super easy. Last pick up a can of black beans. Heat the tortilla just a few seconds before you assemble it all and roll like a sleeping bag. There are proper rolling guides on YouTube.
Well done? *Staggers off to bed, sweating from every pore* (We need to do a podcast. I don't have a podcast but we need to do one.)
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