Steps for women looking to get engaged: 1) Wear a nice sundress 2) Smile a lot 3) Carry a plate of bacon 4) When people mention the bacon say, “Yes, I made it.” Men will instantly rate you far above the vast majority of modern women. This ain’t rocket science. It’s that simple.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Can I skip the sundress and just carry 2 plates of bacon??
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @Annemarie_jb
Can I skip the bacon and just wear a sundress? My man’s a vegetarian.
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Replying to @AdaireWillow @Annemarie_jb
Cookies work, too.
8:14 AM - 31 Aug 2019
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