Steps for women looking to get engaged: 1) Wear a nice sundress 2) Smile a lot 3) Carry a plate of bacon 4) When people mention the bacon say, “Yes, I made it.” Men will instantly rate you far above the vast majority of modern women. This ain’t rocket science. It’s that simple.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
I would normally agree 100% with this, except some really great men (like my husband) don't eat bacon. Ladies might want to throw in a nice grilled burger to go with the bacon.
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