Steps for women looking to get engaged: 1) Wear a nice sundress 2) Smile a lot 3) Carry a plate of bacon 4) When people mention the bacon say, “Yes, I made it.” Men will instantly rate you far above the vast majority of modern women. This ain’t rocket science. It’s that simple.
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Is it possible to combine bacon and cookies, or would that be playing God?
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Replying to @ThinkingInTime @LanceVader
Chocolate and bacon pair well. I say go for it.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @LanceVader
And then schedule a lengthy confession?
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Replying to @ThinkingInTime @LanceVader
Yes. But take some cookies for the priest.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @LanceVader
And lead him to sin?! How can you not see the irony in that?!?!?!
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