The two most common guys you meet in a men’s room 1) Creeps up to the urinal, stands there looking nervous, shy bladder, takes five minutes, washes hands twice. 2) Unbuckles his pants at the door, half naked at the urinal, leaning on the wall, groaning, pees like Niagara Falls.
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I got a job at like 24ish. Still no full beard at 30 tho. (Excuse the pun)
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