Sitting with my toddler son watching one of his favorite movies. Me: “I love you, son.” Him: “No, the robot is coming.” Me: “I can’t love you while the robot is coming?” Him: “No. Because the robot is coming.”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
The robot is coming. Love is forbidden. The robot does not permit love. The robot will punish anyone in violation of this ordinance. The robot is coming.pic.twitter.com/5xI9HQPWjv
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Replying to @HamptureI @TheBrometheus
The robot and I will be fast friends because reality doesn't permit me love either
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Replying to @threalfolkblues @TheBrometheus
ill give u love frenpic.twitter.com/RoSaPuEVsd
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Replying to @HamptureI @TheBrometheus
Sometimes I wonder what Kermit is thinking about in that picture.
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Replying to @threalfolkblues @HamptureI
I think I need an adult.
3:00 AM - 27 Aug 2019
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