My face is swollen on one side and I'm 99% sure it's from my dastardly tooth. Now I have a choice: inconvenience the dentists who are fully booked today, and my teammate at work who's the only other person in today .... Or hope it doesn't get worse before my Monday appt. 

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So far I've got past the "here's all the terrible ways you might think and how it affects relationships" - clearly need to get back to it for the "how to try and stop being a dipshit" chapterspic.twitter.com/EeFiIW625R
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