You ever have anybody break into your car and not take anything? Like, there's stuff in there, and they broke a window to get at it, then they didn't take any of it? Like when he saw your stuff, the crack addict said "Naw man, I'm good. You need it more than I do."
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Replying to @DaddyWarpig
I have had someone break in - they were a pro - nothing broken, just so they could take maybe a couple bucks in change in the ashtray.
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Replying to @David_JWest @DaddyWarpig
This reminds me of the Dane Cook sketch about breaking in and taking nothing so the family goes insane and blames him when the remote batteries wear out, “He took the good batteries and left these crappy ones, I knew it!” Or leaving a new lava lamp to confuse them.
10:21 AM - 6 Aug 2019
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