Least he's beginning to learn what boundaries are
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Next time you thwart your child in any way...check that pillow smells okay when you lay down to sleep.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The real question is whether this was oddly specific denial ofnthe past or misdirection from future plans?
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The last line makes it obvious you've never raised toddlers before...
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What's this "we" stuff?
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... My God...
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Either you are really good at making shit up or your son is funny as hell!
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Man, I wish.
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time to wash sheets and check mattresses on other beds
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That sounds like something a mom would say. But the only reason I can think of for saying it is that she had too...
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