Eating dad's boogers is next level.
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I can't pretend to be asleep around my son (he's 2). He will smash my face with a metal cymbal that he tore of his drum kit.
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I hope you didn't fall for the same trick twice in a row.
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All his kids are named after Decepticons.
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Never trust a toddler.
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You really can pick your friend’s nose, then.
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