Friend: if you want him to notice you, drop something in front of him, say ‘oops’ and sensually pick it up.
Me: huh
Later: *drops burrito*
Me: oops 
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Replying to @CPHigson
Is this how you met?
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Potato salad. But yes.
7:55 AM - 28 Jul 2019
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