Me: “How on earth did we get sick this time?”
@MrsBrometheus: “Our son was licking the pews at church.”
Me: “He licked the pews??”
@MrsBrometheus: “He licks everything.”
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Well, being patient zero for some deadly disease is quite a way to go too I suppose
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We all have goals.
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