Wife in the morning: “I have a slight throat tickle but I think it’s allergies, you can totally kiss me.” Wife that same night: “I have a fever and my entire body feels like it’s dying, get away and save yourself, I hope I didn’t infect you.”pic.twitter.com/IJ27X4FoUz
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To be fair she does try not to kill me with death smoochies, I just have this savage animal magnetism.
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