Wife in the morning: “I have a slight throat tickle but I think it’s allergies, you can totally kiss me.” Wife that same night: “I have a fever and my entire body feels like it’s dying, get away and save yourself, I hope I didn’t infect you.”pic.twitter.com/IJ27X4FoUz
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The kiss of death. What a femme fatal.
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OH, I thought it was the swords.
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Also that!
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Maybe we should adopt a no kissing rule here until the kids are 20 and stop getting me sickpic.twitter.com/qnQ8GVISKn
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This is such a cute love-bond for husband and wife to have.
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BTW, occasionally colds to pass from one spouse to another, but that's kinda okay as long it's nothing too serious.
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