My son is rolling on the floor screaming about the time our dog ate his toast 2 months ago and demanding we bring the same toast back right now.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Well? Be a good dad and do it.
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Replying to @Rugged_Legacy @TheBrometheus
I genuinely don't understand this tweet. That toast is gone - shouldn't they learn how that works?
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Replying to @flaarpy @pieteradejong and
Pretty sure he meant it as a joke.
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Nah, he’s 3. Really wanted that specific toast back. It’s a toddler thing.
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Replying to @HANsolo305 @FortifyingMen and
He must face the cruel reality of toast mortality.
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