My son is rolling on the floor screaming about the time our dog ate his toast 2 months ago and demanding we bring the same toast back right now.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Oh boy. The child with the long memory is really difficult. So many parental tricks rely on them forgetting things.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
I mean, there’s no long term ill effects, right?
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Replying to @Emily30Red @TheBrometheus
Bro, you are one of the funniest, wittiest people I know on here. You always make me crack up.
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